Critics say a Herman Cain campaign video makes smoking seem cool. As tobacco companies will tell you, nothing entices kids to smoke more than seeing an unattractive middle age man light up.
Rick Perry’s campaign has now said he will attend at least 5 more debates. After that joke writers will have to find someone else to make fun of.
Michele Bachmann has downplayed the latest Iowa poll results, saying she’s sure she’ll have better numbers in the other 52 states.
Despite charges that his flat tax plan would benefit the wealthy, Rick Perry has said, “I’m not for class warfare, just for the rich eating at the table and everyone else getting whatever crumbs fall off that table."
Joe Paterno is now the winningest coach in Division I college football history. Paterno said, “It’s been nice to coach at Penn State for the past 3 centuries.”
PETA India has asked Lady Gaga to wear a lettuce dress. Yeah, and Chiquita has begged her to wear Josephine Baker’s banana skirt.
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