Monologue Jokes About Herman Cain, Rick Perry, and more

Herman Cain has denied allegations that he was accused of sexual harassment in the 1990s. A spokesman for Cain said, “Is it really sexual harassment if they like it?”

Herman Cain has denied allegations that he was accused of sexual harassment in the 1990s. A spokesman for Cain said, “Take one look at Cain and ask yourself if this looks like a man who has to harass women to get some play?”

A new GOP presidential poll has Herman Cain leading Rick Perry among Texas voters. Or as the poll is referred to by Rick Perry’s hunting buddies – Nigger a–head.

Rick Perry said if he had to debate President Obama, he would look good on the stage. Obviously, Perry subscribes to the notion that the clothes makes the man.