Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Monologue Jokes About President Obama's State of the Union Address, Cynthia Nixon's Choice to be Gay and Michele Bachmann

Cynthia Nixon said being gay is a choice she made. I guess if I had to choose, I’d go with women as well.

President Obama said millionaires should pay at least 30 percent of their income in taxes. Man, Obama knows how to ruin the fantasy of being wealthy, doesn’t he?

President Obama said the wealth gap must be bridged. When Romney heard this, he was like, “You can have my millions when you pry them from my cold, dead, accounts in the Cayman Islands.”

Michele Bachmann said she will seek a 4th term in the US House. Or in other breaking news, there are actually people who don’t think she’s crazy.

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