Monologue Jokes About Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney

Newt Gingrich has called Mitt Romney’s “self deportation” idea a fantasy. Gingrich was like, “Expecting people to deport themselves is about as realistic as expecting rich people to pay 30 percent income tax.”

Newt Gingrich said that by the end of his second term as president, there would be a permanent base on the moon. So that’s where he plans on stashing his next mistress.