Jerry Sandusky was arrested today on new charges. As the cops dragged him out of his house, Sandusky said, “Is this about my large water bill? I can explain that.”
Mitt Romney’s campaign has released a hard hitting TV ad that contrasts Romney’s marriage with Newt Gingrich’s 3 marriages and extramarital affairs. The ad’s tagline line is – “Guess who’s the flip flopper now, bitches?”
A new study says that many cereals marketed toward children have more sugar in them than treats such as Twinkies and cookies. I guess we now know why kids are coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs.
President Obama has criticized Republican economics. The Republicans have responded by saying there is no such thing as Republican economics – just greed and an undying love of the free market.
In a new TV ad where he says he’s not ashamed to admit he’s a Christian, Rick Perry says there’s something wrong when gays can serve openly in the military. Apparently, Perry’s not ashamed to admit he’s homophobic either.
On Tuesday, New Gingrich complained about 47 million Americans receiving food stamps. Gingrich said, “Are they too good to eat out of the trash cans of the rich?”
So far, 3 elderly women say they were strip searched at JFK airport on November 29. The TSA denies any wrong doing, but did say one employee with GILF tattooed on his arm has been reprimanded.
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