Monday, December 26, 2011

Daily Monologue Jokes About TSA, Scarlett Johansson, Ron Paul and Rick Santorum

A Massachusetts woman had a cupcake taken away by TSA agents at the Las Vegas airport. You know what Vegas TSA agents say - “Cupcakes bought in Vegas, stay in Vegas.”

Rick Santorum is planning a hunting trip with his supporters in Iowa. All 7 of them.

Ron Paul is also in Iowa. I hear he’s telling the University of Iowa football coaches to recruit more black players. Paul is like, “Man those black kids can really run when they steal the ball.”

Scarlett Johansson says she refuses to leave home without wearing make up. Sadly, she reports the same rule applies to clothes.

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