Friday, December 30, 2011

Daily Monologue Jokes About Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve, Mitt Romney and Chris Christie

Chris Christie said if Iowans don’t support Mitt Romney on Tuesday that he’d come back to the state and take care of them Jersey style. Is Christie saying he’ll whack people and bury them in a corn field or eat them with a side of onions?

Mitt Romney says President Obama is out of touch with average Americans. Romney was like, “I’m willing to bet anyone and everyone, because I’m that rich, $10,000 that Obama is out of touch with average Americans.”

Dick Clark’s New Year’s Rockin’ Eve celebrates its 40th year tomorrow. Or as it’s known to young people - Another sad, lonely, and depressing night spent at home watching other people have fun.

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