CBS plans to change and rename its morning news program. Instead of the “Early Show,” the new program will be called – Still not the Today Show or Good Morning America.
58 members of Congress are among the wealthiest 1 percent of Americans. The rest are Democrats.
Herman Cain said his cabinet would be made up of seasoned business people, some veteran office holders, and lots of women who don’t complain when he reaches up their skirts.
The paternity suit against Justin Bieber has been dropped. Right about now, Herman Cain is wishing some of that Bieber magic would rub off on him.
Penn State denies plans to remove the Joe Paterno statue outside its football stadium. A spokesman for the university said, “It might disappear tomorrow night at 9 pm, but we have no plans to remove it.”
Patti LaBelle is being sued for allegedly cursing and throwing water on a mother and her young daughter. A spokesman for LaBelle said, “Patti is a diva and that’s how divas greet people.”
47 percent of Congress members are millionaires. The rest are still learning how to work the system.
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