Sofia Vergara said a former publicist told her to get a breast reduction in order to be taken seriously. Did mention that this was a former publicist?
President Obama said it hard to quit smoking. Herman Cain said it’s even more difficult to stop groping women.
President Obama is urging people to join today’s Great American Smokeout. Or as it’s known to non-smokers – a day we don’t have to smell smokers stinking.
Rick Perry has challenged Nancy Pelosi to a debate. Perry has also offered to help Herman Cain learn Cuban. Or as Perry calls it – Mexican.
The New York Times reports that key files from Jerry Sandusky’s charity are missing. Rumor has it that Sandusky used to horse around with the files in the shower. But it was totally innocent.
Newt Gingrich is being questioned about payments he received from Freddie Mac. A spokesman for Gingrich says there are 3 ways for Newt to play this. 1. Say it is a plot by Democrats 2. Have his wife say he respects Freddie Mac or 3. Go on Letterman and make fun of himself.
Benetton has a new ad campaign showing world leaders kissing each other. There’s also an ad with Herman Cain groping Angela Merkel.
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