The Idaho man charged with shooting the White House has called President Obama the Antichrist. At this point officials don’t know if the man is mentally ill or just a Rush Limbaugh listener.
During a flight from India to Britain, a plane stopped for fuel in Vienna and asked passengers to cough up $31,000 to pay for fuel. Airline companies in the USA are like, “That’s the best hidden fee ever!”
The CDC says there are 19 million new STD infections reported annually. Kim Kardashian really gets around.
Demi Moore said she is ending her 6-year marriage to Ashton Kutcher. A spokesman for Kim Kardashian said, “Kim could have been married and divorced 50 athletes in that amount of time.”
Herman Cain will receive Secret Service protection. A spokesman for the Secret Service said he can’t comment on death threats, but said, “The GOP race is turning into a horror story and you know the black guy always dies first.”
Penn State’s acting athletic director promises major changes to the program. The biggest change – coaches will not be allowed to take showers with little boys.
Charges of adultery, failed marriages, and shilling for Freddie Mac are starting to hamper the Newt Gingrich campaign. Or as Mitt Romney refers to it – one more reason why I’m going to get the GOP nomination.
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