Monday, November 7, 2011

Monologue Jokes about Herman Cain, Kim Kardashian, and more

Kim Kardashian is in Minnesota visiting Kris Humphries. A spokesman for Kardashian said, “This is not what you think. Kim is not here to make another sex tape.”

A doctor in California claims he can turn brown eyes to blue ones. Let me know when he can turn fat thighs into skinny ones.

Half of US students in grades 7-12 say they have faced sexual harassment. Man, Herman Cain really is a busy man.

All Burger King kid’s meals now come with wearable cardboard crowns. Because if it’s one thing America needs its little fat kids who think they’re royalty.

Environmentalists are at the White House protesting a plan to build a 1,700-mile oil pipeline. A White House staffer was seen in the crowd handing out maps to Occupy Wall Street protests.

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