10 Reasons Herman Cain Does Not Remember Sexually Harassing any Women in the 1990s.

1. He gave them Mardi Gras beads and expected to see something in return.

2. Did not realize that “no” meant “no.”

3. Told making advances toward the women in the office was a job perk.

4. Secretary convinced him the women were playing hard to get.

5. Thought he was making them an offer they couldn’t refuse.

6. Is of the “Mad Men” generation.

7. Suffering from Jungle Fever at the time.

8. Had Multiple Personality Disorder back then.

9. Loved rapping the lyrics to “Baby Got Back” around the office.

10. Taught at business school to never take no for an answer.