Whitney Houston is the latest celebrity having trouble on a plane. Houston was almost thrown off a plane for refusing to – get this – buckle her seat belt. Really, Whitney? If you’re going to cause trouble, do it in a big way. Urinate on someone. Kiss a girlfriend. Smoke crack.
The other day a 54-year-year-old woman was said to have suffered temporary amnesia after having sex with her husband. What a change of pace. Usually women at that age can’t remember to have sex with their husbands.
NBA Commissioner David Stern said if a labor agreement isn’t signed by Tuesday there will be no NBA games on Christmas Day. I’m not sure reminding players that they usually spend Christmas away from their kids is the best way to pressure them into an agreement.
In Seattle a superhero named Phoenix Jones was arrested for pepper-spraying a group of people. I know we’re in a recession, but what kind of low-budget superhero uses pepper spray? Is he too broke to afford a Taser? Maybe. After all, crime doesn’t pay.
Things just keep getting better for Rick Perry. You have the hunting camp name, stumbles at debates, and now Perry and his wife say he has been brutalized because of his religion. This guy is a week away from playing the race card.
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