Yesterday, Albert Pujols hit 3 home runs in the third game of the World Series. To those who doubted him after game two, Pujols said, “How you like me now, bitches?”
Kim Kardashian said she will co-star in Tyler Perry’s next movie. The title of the film is Madea’s Big Ass Having Marriage Counselor.
285 girls in India whose names mean “unwanted” in Hindi held a renaming ceremony on Saturday. Instead going with the name “Nakusa,” they’ve decided to go with the Hindi name that means “My asshole relatives really wanted a boy.”
Catholics are preparing for the biggest overhaul to their liturgy in years. Instead of using the Latin phrase “Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa,” they will now switch to English and say “My bad, my bad, my most baddest of bads.”
Former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford is joining Fox News. Because if there’s one thing Fox News needs to bring them creditability it’s another disgraced politician.
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