Saturday, December 3, 2011

Monlogue Jokes About Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, Jerry Sandusky, Jim Boeheim and more

Newt Gingrich, who has been married 3 times, has admitted to extramarital affairs and even advocated for Freddie Mac, is considered a viable GOP candidate. This can mean only one thing – Republicans must really dislike Mitt Romney.

The unemployment rate fell to 8.6 percent and all Americans are cheering. Except the remaining Republican presidential candidates.

Syracuse basketball coach Jim Boeheim says he regrets questioning the motives of the men who said Bernie Fine molested them. Boeheim said at the time it seemed logical that men would publicly admit to being molested as children just to make a buck.

Jerry Sandusky said he’s not the monster he’s been made out to be. He said, “If you want to know the real Jerry Sandusky, just ask any of the boys I showered with. No, wait, don’t do that.”

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