Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Monologue Jokes about Herman Cain, Mitt Romney, Michele Bachmann, Jimmy Fallon, President Obama and others

At Tuesday’s GOP debate, Rick Santorum said he supports some form of profiling. Then he turned to Herman Cain and said, “When it comes to fighting terrorism, that is.”

President Obama pardoned a turkey name Liberty and one named Peace. A turkey named NASCAR fans will be served for dinner Thursday.

Mitt Romney’s first TV ad aired in New Hampshire this week. A spokesman for Romney said, “This is only the first of many lies we’re prepared to tell to win the election.”

Michele Bachmann said the song played during her visit to Jimmy Fallon’s show demonstrates bias and a sexist attitude. Bachmann added, “But at least they think I’m pretty.”

Urban Meyer denies he has accepted the job as Ohio State’s new football coach. Meyer’s lawyer said, “Meyer will not accept the job until the amount of money offered is much, much higher.”

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