Sunday, October 16, 2011

Today's Jokes

NBA Commissioner David Stern has threatened to cancel Christmas Day games if a labor agreement isn’t worked about by Tuesday. Does Stern think he’s punishing players by not allowing them to work on Christmas Day? Is he really saying, sign an agreement now or you may have to spend Christmas with your wife and kids?

Herman Cain said he’ll challenge Rick Perry for evangelical votes. My money is on Cain to win. If there's one thing evangelicals love, that's free breadsticks.

Children as young as 4 can be diagnosed and treated for attention hyperactivity disorder, experts say. And by experts I’m mean the scientists being paid by drug companies.

In Florida, a teen couple out on a first date tried to dine and dash at a TGI Friday’s. Their bill was $25. When the guy has to tell fellow inmates why he’s in jail, he’s going to say it’s for not paying his food bill. To which they’ll reply, “Well, you’re going to pay for it now.”

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